Dear Makers of "Fruit-Like" Flavored Rx Choice Poly-Vitamin Drops With Iron:
I believe you have missed a wonderful marketing opportunity for your infant vitamin supplements. Please consider renaming your vitamin drops "Goth Drops." This is not only a clever and entertaining rebranding of your product, but also a more accurate description of the after-effects of feeding it to a child. My daughter's lips remain stained black and her breath has a slight putrid stench for nearly 24 hours after consuming her vitamins. I would be happy to consider letting her be your new spokes-baby for this marketing campaign.
Thank you for your consideration.
