I hate to disappoint you, dear

Thanks to a combination of Dora, preschool, and a very vivid imagination, I was informed several times today that we will be going on a family trip to the beach so that Addy can dig in the sand, swim like a fish, play with a basketball, and eat peaches with her daddy.  Oh, and we're leaving tonight.  

It sounds very lovely, but driving several hours to get to the beach wasn't really what I had in mind for this weekend.